OJ Simpson found himself in familar territory today while he attended the beginning of his preliminary hearing in a case that may prove to be his best caper yet! Stealing his own shit with armed thugs!! Among the juicy bits of testimony today was this nice gem.Â

“O.J. was screaming, ‘This is all my s—. This all belongs to me. You stole this from me. Let’s pack up. Let’s get out of here,’” Fromong said.

Hahahaha f*ckin OJ